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Hello, this is Erwin Smith. Please leave me a message, and I'll get back to you.

text; sometime after Sleepr goes up

Date: 2024-01-20 05:22 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: are more appealing than beer pong. (you're old when tea and a hot bath)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
Are people starving or lazy? I've had like three people ask me to make them food.

Date: 2024-01-20 06:01 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: to “give me something that will murder me” (told the bartender)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
I figure that's the answer to some of them, I've been showing Dolph how to cook.

But a lot of people just aren't interested. One straight up offered to pay me to make them dinner, but it also sounded like they wanted to eat people so that might be a trap.

Date: 2024-01-20 06:05 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: by an orgasm freight train. (It was like being run over)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
He has. It sounds like where he came from before really sucked. It doesn't sound like he had a lot of people to call friend.

[ Jean hasn't unlocked the Alex story yet. ]

Goes by CountryMouse on the phone, mentioned something about sucking out energy if they touched me. Haven't got a name yet.

[ A moment later. ]

Maybe I should just offer meals out of the kitchen.

Date: 2024-01-20 06:21 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: but i'm going after multiple orgasms (well i'm going to hell)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
He's got more advanced technology, but it seems like everyone lost their sense of justice where he's from.

Maybe? I don't want to deal with people coming into the house, though. I don't want to run a whole shop on my own, either, and none of the other places wanted a cook.

Date: 2024-01-20 06:32 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: the window behind it is too small for it to go through. i'm impressed (singing on the bus should be illegal)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
No, it didn't. Deciding whether or not I was okay trying to shoot at a child was a fucking hell of a thing to deal with in the middle of battle.

[ He can't even blame that one on Eren. Eren put him in that situation, but Jean still thought about it.

As for the second text: ]


I feel find about it. Why?

Date: 2024-01-20 06:51 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: the window behind it is too small for it to go through. i'm impressed (there's a bed on the roof)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
[ He's a little glad he doesn't ask, because Jean to this day isn't sure if he missed because of Pieck's steam, or as a last minute decision his brain made. ]

You want to open a teahouse?

[ That's mostly what he takes from what Erwin said, though. Of course Levi has exacting standards and Erwin would want to dabble in doing something like that. ]

I'd be interested. I just got hired at the bathhouse, but if I have to smile politely at people all day I'd rather do it somewhere you guys are.

Date: 2024-01-20 07:20 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: don't get it high (there's a hedgehog in my room)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
You sure those stakes are lower? Businessmen are some of the most cutthroat guys I've ever known.

[ He's joking, though. No one here is going to die over tea, Erwin's right. ]

I'll leave it in your capable hands, but if you need any backup, let me know. I guess I'll check out the coffee shop to see the kinds of things they offer.

We should offer soup too, though. It's a good way to sell bread.

Date: 2024-01-22 08:47 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: on Friday mornings (have to stop waking up in hot tubs)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
If anyone can, it'd be you.

That's the plan - either fill in the gaps, or figure out what I can definitely do better.

Soups and sandwiches are always a classic. Plus, you can make a lot of soup and have it feed plenty of people. The dining out options here aren't exactly the nicest, either, so cornering part of the savory side of things could work to your advantage.

Date: 2024-01-23 07:33 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: and dance like the pretty gay boy you are. (i command you to take a shot)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
Exactly. And we're a hell of a lot nicer than whatever the Cask and Anvil has going on, even if you hired Eren for some reason.

[ Which is also something that lingers on Jean's mind - giving Eren reasons to connect to this place, a reason to not try and fistfight Vaeros or whatever harebrained scheme he keeps wanting to come up with.

That second statement, though... ]


If you'd ever like any help with that, let me know. I'm no spice expert but sometimes two heads are better than one.

[ He also thinks it might be a personal endeavor Erwin doesn't necessarily want help with. ]

Date: 2024-01-23 07:43 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: (sold my breathalyzer so i could buy weed)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
[ Jean laughs a bit to himself about Erwin's very diplomatic response but doesn't comment on it otherwise. He does employ Eren to help out with bread from time to time, so he can't argue that. ]

I'd like that. I'm guessing you didn't grow up within Wall Rose?

Date: 2024-01-23 08:06 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: (about to make existential crisis tacos)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
They would. Hell, I used to be one of those people who would get shitty about people further out from Rose than us in Trost.

[ He's an adult, he can admit his various failings. ]

For soup, that's a good thing to know, though - we would have had access to the same spices. Though maybe your mother had access to some interior exclusive stuff since you were so close to them.

Date: 2024-01-27 11:23 pm (UTC)
neighsaying: but a pink towel. (Came to class wrapped in nothing)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
With age comes wisdom, and all that, right?

[ JEAN YOU ARE NINETEEN. ]

Someone once gifted my mother some of the interior spices. I asked her if we were going to hold onto them for special meals, and she told me keeping them and never using them was a mistake a lot of people make with things like that.

But to tell you the truth I don't think I ever noticed a difference in how it tasted as a kid, haha.

Date: 2024-01-29 09:14 am (UTC)
neighsaying: and put its blood in my hair to warn others off (it looks like i murdered a care bear)
From: [personal profile] neighsaying
That seems like a good use of them, honestly. But, that gives us a good starting point - she probably used what would have been readily available.

[ Jean's also mature enough now to know sometimes there's an element of nostalgia you can't quite recreate. But it'll be a fun project to share with the Commander - with Erwin. With a man he knows the shape and forward face of but not too much else besides.

Something else crosses his mind when he spots them hanging up in the living room. ]


We have our ODM gear now, too. I have the new variant, if you ever wanted to check it out.

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