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[13thcommander]

Hello, this is Erwin Smith. Please leave me a message, and I'll get back to you.

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[13thcommander]

[Congratulations, Jean, you just made Erwin bark surprised laughter at his phone.]

Now there's a horrifying thought. I don't think the world is ready for two of me.

[neighsaying]

They say two heads are better than one, you know. Then again, I wouldn't want a second Eren or myself running around either.

[13thcommander]

[Jesus, Jean.]

The world DEFINITELY isn't ready for more than one Eren Jaeger.

[neighsaying]

Yeah, you and me both.

What about two Levis?

[ He throws out Levi because he's thinking about the Jaegerists, and this conversation has been mostly lighthearted and he doesn't want to bring up that Eren has a bunch of little mini Jaegers. ]

[13thcommander]

I'm far too old to keep up with two Levis.

[neighsaying]

Erwin, respectfully, you're not that old.

[ Though he does understand that in Survey Corps years, especially for Commanders, Erwin is positively ancient. ]

[13thcommander]

[In Survey Corps years, Erwin is Methuselah.]

And, respectfully, you're still very, very young.

Give yourself another twenty years and then tell me if you think your late thirties aren't that old.

[neighsaying]

Okay, Commander Grandpa.

I'll let you go for now, though. I want to take a look at our gear, and then I need to get working on dinner.