[On the 25th of December, Erwin will find a package on his doorstep addressed to him. It's long and rectangular; inside is a custom-made sword from the local forge. There is also a package containing fruit, arranged in an aesthetically pleasing manner, and a bag of high quality medium roast coffee.]
Commander Erwin,
I hope this is alright. I got everyone swords for Christmas because I figure they might be useful one day. I won't use mine recklessly - promise. Yours is custom made to fit your measurements. There's fruit and coffee too.
Gift Delivery
I hope this is alright. I got everyone swords for Christmas because I figure they might be useful one day. I won't use mine recklessly - promise. Yours is custom made to fit your measurements. There's fruit and coffee too.
I'm sorry for everything.
Thank you for telling me the truth.
- Eren